Be Silent!!

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    Santa gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. He has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense.
    As soon as he boarded the plane, a Boeing737, he started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....."
    He sort of forgets where he is, even the pilot in the cock-pit hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts "Be silent!"
    There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is looking at Santa and the angry Pilot.
    Santa stared at the pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started shouting, "OEING! OEING! OEING! OE...."
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