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    Alicia was married to a male chauvinist. They both worked full time, but he never did anything around the house and certainly not any housework. That, he declared, was woman`s work.
    But one evening Alicia arrived home from work to find the children bathed, a load of wash in the washing machine and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove and a beautifully set table, complete with flowers.
    She was astonished, and she immediately wanted to know what was going on. It turned out that Tom, her husband, had read a magazine article that suggested working wives would be more romantically inclined if they weren`t so tired from having to do all the housework in addition to holding down a full-time job.
    The next day, she couldn`t wait to tell her friends in the office. "How did it work out?" they asked.
    "Well, it was a great dinner," Alicia said. "Tom even cleaned up, helped the kids with their homework, folded the laundry and put everything away."
    "But what about afterward?" her friends wanted to know.
    "It didn`t work out," Alicia said. "Tom was too tired."
  • Banta goes hunting Banta bought a new rifle and he was too excited. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.
    The black bear said: 'You`ve got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have rough sex.'
    Banta decided to bend over...
  • Just married Santa and Jeeto were married, and celebrated their first night, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and Santa goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks his bride, Jeeto, to please bring one from the bedroom. When Jeeto gets to the bathroom door, Santa opened the door, exposing his body...
  • The stripper The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks in enemy territory. To entertain them, the Major called for this sexy dancer from the nearby town.
    She came, danced and when the first dance was done, the soldiers went mad. They clapped for 5 minutes.
    For her second number, she stripped and danced in sheer bra and panties. This time the applause...
  • LOFT!!! Three guys are golfing with the club pro. First guy tees off and hits a dribbler about 60 yards. He turns to the pro and says, 'What did I do wrong?'
    The pro says, 'Loft.'
    The next guy tees off and hits a duck hook into the woods. He asks the pro, 'What did I do wrong?'
    The pro says...
  • Swollen toe! Banta goes down to the beach for a spot of sun bathing and falls fast asleep. While asleep the wind gets up and covers him in sand, the only thing exposed is his big toe.
    A beautiful young nympho walking along the beach spots this protrusion and procedes to get herself off...
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