Going on Date!

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    A guy was at the local dance and he asks a girl to dance.
    "OK," she replies.
    "What`s your name?" he asks.
    "Franny," she replies.
    "That`s a nice name, Fanny," he says.
    "NO, NO, NO, it`s Franny, Fanny with an R."
    "OK, sorry," he replies and they carry on dancing. Later on, at the end of the evening, he says, "Can I take you out on a date, Fanny?"
    "Look," she says. "It`s Franny, Fanny with an R."
    He apologises again.
    She agrees to meet him the following week, but she insists, "You must remember my name- don`t forget Fanny with an R."
    All that week the guy is looking forward to the date and trying really hard to remember her name, saying to himself, "Fanny with an R, Fanny with an R, Fanny with an R."
    The weekend arrives and it`s time to pick her up for the date. Walking up to the house, he is still saying to himself, "Fanny with an R, Fanny with an R." He knocks on the door and her father answers.
    "Hello," he says, smiling. "Is CRUNT in please?"
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    The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
    The first one came back and said to the king, 'I brought ten apples.'
    The king then explained the trial to him...
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    But one evening Alicia arrived home from work to find the children bathed, a load of wash in the washing machine and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove and...
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    From now on when I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed, and when I say Bell 3...
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    The black bear said: 'You`ve got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have rough sex.'
    Banta decided to bend over...
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