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A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.
"Certainly, sir, that`ll be 1 cent."
"One penny!?" exclaimed the guy.
The barman replied, "Yes."
So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?"
"Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money."
"How much money?" inquires the guy.
"Four cents," he replies.
"Four cents?!" exclaims the guy. "Where`s the guy who owns this place?"
The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."
The guy says, "What`s he doing with your wife?"
The bartender replies, "Same as what I`m doing to his business."
- Banta`s guests Three guys were driving down a country road when their car broke down. Luckily, they were near Banta`s farm. They went to him, and asked if they could spend the night there, while the tow truck came.
Banta said, 'Fine, but I better not catch any of you fooling around with my beautiful wife.'
To insure this Banta secretly shoved a... -
Bad day! Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, Santa was met at the door by his sobbing wife, Jeeto.
Santa asked, 'What happened? Why are you crying?'Tearfully she explained, 'It`s the druggist- he... - Chewing gum!! A 300 Kg man walks into a doctor`s office. This doctor is known for his unusual but effective methods. The man says, 'Doctor you must help me. I have tried everything. I just cannot lose this weight.'
The doctor hesitates for a minute. He finally looks up and says, 'The only thing I can do is to sew your mouth shut and... - Going on Date! A guy was at the local dance and he asks a girl to dance.
'OK,' she replies.
'What`s your name?' he asks.
'Franny,' she replies.
'That`s a nice name, Fanny,' he says.
'NO, NO, NO, it`s Franny, Fanny with an R.'
'OK, sorry,' he replies and they... - The Only Pleasure! A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of size 8 tie shoes. The salesman says, 'But, sir, I can see from up here you`re at least a size 11.'
The guy says, 'Just bring me a size 8 tie shoe.'
The salesman brings them, the guy stuffs his feet into them, ties them tight, and then he stands up, obviously in pain.
The salesman just has to ask...