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A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father."
The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn`t wear his collar like that."
The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the Father of many."
The boy replied, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn`t wear his collar that way."
The priest getting impatient said, "I am the Father of hundreds," and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly . . . but on leaving the bus he leaned over and said, "Well, maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."
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'Certainly, sir, that`ll be 1 cent.'
'One penny!?' exclaimed the guy.
The barman replied, 'Yes.'
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To insure this Banta secretly shoved a... -
Bad day! Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, Santa was met at the door by his sobbing wife, Jeeto.
Santa asked, 'What happened? Why are you crying?'Tearfully she explained, 'It`s the druggist- he... - Chewing gum!! A 300 Kg man walks into a doctor`s office. This doctor is known for his unusual but effective methods. The man says, 'Doctor you must help me. I have tried everything. I just cannot lose this weight.'
The doctor hesitates for a minute. He finally looks up and says, 'The only thing I can do is to sew your mouth shut and...