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    Santa and his wife, Jeeto were in the bathroom getting ready for work when Santa looked at Jeeto and said, "I got to have you!"
    Santa backed Jeeto up against the bathroom door, pulled down her panties and ravaged her.
    He knew he was doing great because she screamed and wiggled more than she ever had before.
    When he finished, he started putting his clothes back on and when he noticed that Jeeto is still writhing against the door.
    He said, "That was the best . You`ve never moved like that before, you didn`t hurt yourself did you?"
    Jeeto replies, "No, no. I`ll be OK once I can get the doorknob out of my ass."
  • The Father!!! A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
    The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'
    The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn`t wear his collar like that.'
    The priest looked up from his book and answered...
  • Guess my age? A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, 'I hope you don`t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?'
    'About 35,' was the reply.
    'I`m actually...
  • Revenge! A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.
    'Certainly, sir, that`ll be 1 cent.'
    'One penny!?' exclaimed the guy.
    The barman replied, 'Yes.'
    So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks...
  • Snoring cure!!! A woman had a big old German Shepherd that snored so loudly she could never hear her soap operas in the afternoon. Over coffee one morning she happened to mention the problem to her neighbor, who leaned over and whispered confidentially that she had just the solution.
    'The next time it happens, tie a ribbon around his...
  • Banta`s guests Three guys were driving down a country road when their car broke down. Luckily, they were near Banta`s farm. They went to him, and asked if they could spend the night there, while the tow truck came.
    Banta said, 'Fine, but I better not catch any of you fooling around with my beautiful wife.'
    To insure this Banta secretly shoved a...
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