| There is a raffle at the local Jewish Community Centre and prizes are being drawn. "4th prize, which goes to Hymie, is a BMW Royce." Huge applause. Hymie goes up to collect his keys and shake hands. "3rd prize, which goes to Jacob, is a BMW and a cheque for £20,000." Huge applause. Frank goes up to collect his keys and cheque and shake hands. "2nd prize, which goes to Abe, is a piece of fruit cake!" Ghastly silence. Abe goes up to the stage to the presenter. "What do you mean, a piece of fruit cake? 4th prize was a BMW, 3rd prize was a BMW plus a cheque for £20,000, so what the hell do you mean a piece of fruit cake for the second prize?" "Ah," says the presenter, "This is special fruit cake. It`s made by the Rabbi`s wife" "F**k the Rabbi`s wife" says Abe, hysterically. "What? You want the 1st prize as well?" came the reply |