| Reluctantly, the Segal family had to put their grandfather in a nursing home. As all the Jewish homes were full, they had to put him in a Catholic home. After a few weeks in the home, they came to visit him. "How do you like it here, Zeida?" asked the grandson. "It`s wonderful. Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," said Zeida. "We`re so happy for you," said the children on hearing this. "We were worried that this was the wrong place for you." "Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents here," Zeida said with a big smile. "There`s a musician here - he`s 85 years old. Although he hasn`t played the violin in 20 years, everyone still calls him `Maestro`." "And there`s a physician here - 90 years old. Although he hasn`t been practicing medicine for 25 years, everyone still calls him `Doctor`." "And me, although I haven`t had sex for 20 years, they still call me the "F***ing Jew." |