| Jeeto was a first time contestant on the Rs one crore quiz show. Lady luck had smiled in her favour, as Jeeto had a gained substantial lead over her opponents. She even managed to win the game but, unfortunately, time had run out before the show`s host could ask her the big question. Jeeto agreed to return the following day. Jeeto was nervous as her husband, Santa drove them home. "I`ve just gotta win tomorrow. I wish I knew what the answers are! You know I`m not going to sleep at all tonight." "Relax dear," Santa reassured her, "It will all be OK." Ten minutes after they arrived home, Santa grabbed the car keys and started heading out the door. "Where are you going?" Jeeto asked. "I have a little errand to run. I should be back soon." After an agonizing five hour absence, Santa returned, sporting a very wide and wicked grin. "Honey, I managed to get tomorrow`s question and answer!" "What is it?" she cried excitedly. "OK. The question is `What are the three main parts of the male anatomy?` And the answer is `The head, the heart, and the penis.` " The couple went to sleep with Jeeto, now feeling at ease, plummeting into a deep slumber. At 3:30 a.m., however, Jeeto was shaken awake by Santa, who was asking her the quiz show question. "The head, the heart, and the penis," Jeeto replied groggily before returning to sleep. And Santa asked her again in the morning, this time as Jeeto was brushing her teeth. Once again, Jeeto replied correctly. So it was that Jeeto was once again on the set of the quiz show. Even though she knew the question and answer, she could feel butterflies. The cameras began running and the host, after reminding the audience of the previous days` events, faced Jeeto and asked the big question. "Jeeto, for one crore, What are the three main parts of the male anatomy? You have 10 seconds." "Hmm, uhm, the head?" she said nervously. "Very good. Six seconds." "Eh, uh, the heart?" "Very good! Four seconds." "I, uhh, ooooooohh, darn! My husband drilled it into me last night and I had it on the tip of my tongue this morning..." "That`s close enough!" said the game show host, "CONGRATULATIONS! |