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    A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra. Anxious to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from work, but, in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his cockatiel eats all of them.
    Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs the bird and stuffs him into the freezer to cool off.
    Unfortunately, his Viagra kicks in just as his wife comes home and it is hours later before he remembers the cockatiel.
    He runs and looks in the freezer expecting the worst, only to find the bird breathing heavily, drained with sweat and totally exhausted.
    "What happened?" the man asks, "You were in there for hours and yet you`re not only alive but you`re sweating like crazy?"
    The cockatiel pants: "Man, have you ever tried to pry apart the legs a frozen chicken?"
  • Son of a bitch! Girl: 'Forgive me father for I have sinned.'
    Priest: 'What have you done my child?'
    Girl: 'I called a man a son of a bitch.'
    Priest: 'Why did you call him a son of a bitch?'
    Girl: 'Because he touched my hand.'
    Priest: 'Like...
  • Confession!! There was once a man and his dog, who were stranded on an island. One day, the man was really desperate and wanted to have sex real bad, so he went round the island, hoping to find a woman or something, except for a barrel.
    So with! that, he poked a hole through the middle of the barrel and screwed till he was satisfied. Ever since then...
  • Sheep fries Banta was a sheep farmer who needed help with the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male sheep to keep them from breeding with the females. He hired a French guy who didn`t speak Punjabi/Hindi, but was a very good worker.
    After the first day, Banta and the French guy had successfully castrated...
  • How to unlock? One night this guy and his girlfriend were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door his girlfriend said, 'Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door.'
    So the guy says, 'Well, give me some examples.'
    So the girlfriend proceeds to tell him...
  • Which girlfriend? There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry, so he decides to give each one Rs 20000 and see how each of them spends it.
    The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, 'I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because
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