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    A teacher asks her class if anyone could use the word `indefinitely` in a sentence. Little Johnny raises his hand at the back of the class.
    But the teacher knows he`s a trouble maker and that he doesn`t know the answer, so she calls on Jim.
    Jim replies, "Due to the weather, school was canceled indefinitely."
    "Good" the teacher replies. "What about you Jenny?"
    Jenny says, "Since the bus broke down, transportation has been stopped indefinitely."
    The teacher then says that the sentence was too much like the other one, and asks if anyone can use it in a different way. So there`s Little Johnny waving his hand again. And the teacher thinks... (Maybe he really does know the answer), so she calls on him.
    Johnny stands up and says, "As I felt my balls slap against her ass, I knew that I was in definitely!
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    'How old is your mother, dear?' asks the teacher.
    'Forty,' she replies.
    'Yes, dear, your mother could get pregnant.'
    The little girl then asks, 'Can my big sister...
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    The 5 year old boy looks with amazement at the large beast and says to his Mom, 'What`s that long thing hanging down from the elephant?'
    Mom replies 'That`s his trunk.'
    The little boy goes, 'I know that, the thing to the other side..
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    The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher`s pet.
    He stood and said, 'My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think...
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    Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs the bird and...
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    Jeeto agreed to return the following day. Jeeto was nervous as her husband, Santa...
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