| After a long night buying a foxy woman drinks, Banta took advantage by giving her a ride home. After the walk to the door, the woman asked Banta in for a nightcap... One thing led to another and before you know it, Banta was naked. After making great love Banta rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, Banta asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer.", she said. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, Banta began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded Banta bewildered. Calmly, the girl replied, "That`s me before the operation." |
But the teacher knows he`s a trouble maker and that he doesn`t know the answer, so she calls on Jim
Jim replies, 'Due to the weather, school was...