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    A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.
    It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot seem to get a frim grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.
    The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.
    Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again.
    As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when......
    The Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut off the horse!
  • Speed limit A man is speeding down the freeway when he`s stopped by a police car and has to pull over.
    'Do you realize you were doing 90 m.p.h. in a 60 m.p.h. zone, sir?' asks the policeman.
    'That`s impossible, sir, I never break the speed limit,' replies the driver.
    The driver`s wife butts in and says...
  • Password!!! An elderly man dies and goes to heaven. At the pearly gates Saint Peter welcomes him but states that the man must know how to spell the secret password to get in.
    The old man replies, 'You mean I don`t have to know it, I just have to spell it?'
    Saint Peter says...
  • Perfect archer A duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants; he came across a tree. Upon it, archery targets were painted and smack in the middle of each was an arrow.
    'Who is this incredibly fine archer?' cried the duke. 'I must find him!'
    After continuing through the forest for a few miles he came across a small boy carrying a bow and arrow. Eventually the boy admitted that...
  • Lost ball! Santa and Banta head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are short on time, they decide to play only 9 holes.
    Santa says to Banta, 'Let`s say we make the time worth the while, at least for one of us, and spot Rs 500 on the lowest score for the day.`
    Banta agrees and they enjoy a great game. After the 8th hole, Banta is...
  • Lost baloonist! A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, 'Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?'
    The man below says, 'Yes, you`re in a hot air balloon, hovering 50 feet above this field. '
    'You must be an...
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