Legal marriage!!!

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    Banta and his fiance, Preeto, arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a judge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them. He asked if they had a license and, when they didn`t, sent them off to get one.
    They caught the town clerk just as he was locking up, and got the license from him. When they got back to the judge, he pointed out that they had filled the names in backwards -- his where hers belonged and vice versa.
    Banta and Preeto rushed back to the clerk`s office, caught him again, and got another license.
    This time, the judge noticed that the clerk had filled in the date in the wrong format. Again they catch the clerk ... After five reissued licenses, the judge is finally satisfied.
    Judge: "I hope you appreciate why I made you keep going back. If there are irregularities in the license, your marriage would not be legal, and any children you might have would be technical bastards."
    Banta: "That`s funny - that`s just what the clerk called you."
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    'Do you love your wife?'
    'Yes I do, sir.'
    'Do you love...
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    'Do you realize you were doing 90 m.p.h. in a 60 m.p.h. zone, sir?' asks the policeman.
    'That`s impossible, sir, I never break the speed limit,' replies the driver.
    The driver`s wife butts in and says...
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    The old man replies, 'You mean I don`t have to know it, I just have to spell it?'
    Saint Peter says...
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    'Who is this incredibly fine archer?' cried the duke. 'I must find him!'
    After continuing through the forest for a few miles he came across a small boy carrying a bow and arrow. Eventually the boy admitted that...
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    Santa says to Banta, 'Let`s say we make the time worth the while, at least for one of us, and spot Rs 500 on the lowest score for the day.`
    Banta agrees and they enjoy a great game. After the 8th hole, Banta is...
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