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Banta went in for an interview for a job as a sales man. The interview went quite well, but the trouble was that he kept winking.
The interviewer said, "Although you have a lot of the qualities we are looking for, the fact that you keep winking could put a lot of our potential customers off."
"Oh, that is no problem," said Banta. "I stop winking if I take a couple of aspirin."
"Show me," said the interviewer.
So Banta reached into his pocket. Embarrassingly he pulled out loads of condoms of every variety- ribbed, flavoured, coloured and everything before he found the packet of aspirin. He took an aspirin and soon stopped winking.
The interviewer said, "I do not think we could employ someone who would be womanizing all over the country."
"Excuse me!" exclaimed Banta, "I am a happily married man, not a womanizer!"
"Well, how do you explain all the condoms, then?" asked the interviewer.
Banta replied, "Have you ever gone into a drug store, winking, and asked for a packet of aspirin?"
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The madam opens the door and asks Santa what she can do for him.
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One thing led to another and before you know it, Banta was naked.
After making great love Banta rolled over, pulled out... - Whorehouse!!! A little boy hears the word whorehouse in school and asks his father what it means.
His father is quite shocked, and replies, 'Well, uh... you go there to... have a good time.'
The boy starts screaming and hollering that he wants to go there too, but... - Dam Fish! There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.
He was saying, 'Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale.'
A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.
The kid said, 'I caught them at the dam, so they`re dam fish.'
The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife...