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A major traffic jam was preventing people from moving forward.
A motorist shouted out wanting to know what was happening.
A guy from the front replied, "Well at the traffic crossing Laloo Yadav is sprawled across the road.
He is refusing to move from there!"
"But why?"
"He has lost the elections and will now surely be convicted for corruption and will have to pay lakhs of Rupess as fines!
He is threatening to douse himself with kerosene and set himself on fire if people didn`t contribute with money to help him pay the fine!"
"So how much has been collected so far?"
"Six litres!"
- Break my arms 'Doctor', said the young man lying on the couch, 'you`ve got to help! Every night i have the same horrible dream. I am lying in the bed when all of a sudden five women rush in and start tearing off my clothes.'
The psychiatrist nodded, 'And what would... - Sick leave Early one morning, John, who works at the local funeral parlour, woke his wife, complaining of severe abdominal pains.
They rushed to the emergency room, at the local hospital, where they gave him a series of tests to determine the source of the pain.
John told his wife not to... - Santa complains Santa heard his son reciting his homework:
'Two plus two, the son of a bitch is four; four plus four, the son of a bitch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a bitch...`''Shut up !' shouted furoius Santa.
'Watch... - Upside down!!! An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most.
'When I die I will dig my... - 15 years ago... 'How did it happen?' the doctor asked Banta as he set the Banta`s broken leg.
'Well, doctor, 15 years ago...'
'Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning.'
'Like I was saying...