| Three Irishmen are enjoying a round of stout in the local pub when suddenly a drunk stumbles in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle... The drunk shouts, "Your mom`s the best damn lay in town!" Everyone in the pub expects a fight, but the young strong man just ignores him. The drunk mumbles as he wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Barely ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just screwed your mom, and it was swe-e-e-t!" Once again the young man holds back his Irish temper and refuses to take the bait. The drunk sneers as he wanders back to the far end of the bar. Not two minutes pass when once again he`s back harassing the young man. For all to hear, the drunk yells in the man`s ear: "You know, your mom even let me..." Finally, the young man loses his temper, grabs the drunk by the shoulders, shakes him hard and shouts: "Go home Dad, you`re drunk!" |