| This guy owns a horse farm and gets a call from a friend. "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse and I`m sending him over". The midget arrives and the owner asks him if he wants a male or female horse. "A female horth", the midget replies. So the owner shows him one. "Nith looking horth, can I see her mouf ?" So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse`s teeth. "Nith mouf, can I see her eyeth?" So the owner picks up the midget and shows him her eyes. "OK, what about the earsth?" Now the owners is beginning to get a little pissed, but he picks up the midget one more time and shows him her ears. "OK, finally, I would like to see her twat." With that the owner loses all patience, picks up the midget and shoves his head up the horse`s twat, and then pulls him out. Shaking his wet head, the midget says, "Perhapth I should rephrase that. I would like to thee the horth run." |