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    Banta nad Preeto were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and they had not been seen for 3 days.
    An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these newlywed, Banta and Preeto.
    The old man decided to go and see if they were all right. He knocked on the door of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered.
    The old man asked if they were OK.
    "Yes, we`re fine. We`re living on the fruits of love".
    The old man replied, "I thought so...would you mind not throwing the peelings out the window...they`re choking my chickens!
  • Banta`s Headache Banta has been suffering from severe headaches for years with no relief. After trying all the usual cures he`s referred to a headache specialist by his family doctor. The doctor asks him what his symptoms are and he replies.
    'I get these blinding headaches; kind of like a knife across my scalp and....
  • Nice Advice One day, farmer Bob was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He stopped by the hardware store and picked up a bucket and an anvil, then stopped by the livestock dealer to buy a couple of chickens and a goose.
    Now he had a problem...
  • Trot !!! This guy owns a horse farm and gets a call from a friend.
    'I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse and I`m sending him over'.
    The midget arrives and the owner asks him if he wants a male or female...
  • Drunken Dad Three Irishmen are enjoying a round of stout in the local pub when suddenly a drunk stumbles in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle...
    The drunk shouts, 'Your mom`s the best damn lay in town!'
    Everyone in the pub expects a fight, but the young strong man just ignores him.
    The drunk mumbles as he...
  • Jeeto`s problem Jeeto went to her psychiatrist because she was having severe problems with her sex life.
    The psychiatrist asked her many questions, but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems.
    Finally he asked, “Do you ever watch your husband...
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