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Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were invited to the Colonel`s home for an evening of bridge.
The Lieutenant was partnered with the Colonel`s wife and vice versa.
After many hands, the Lieutenant excused himself to use the toilet, but accidentally left the door ajar.
When the sound of splashing echoed through the family room, his wife was greatly embarrassed and attempted to apologize.
The Colonel`s wife smiled demurely, "Don`t worry about it; this is the first time all evening that I`ve been able to tell what he has in his hand."
- Shopping spree! There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
'Hello?'
'Honey, it`s me. Are you at the club?'
'Yes.'
'Great! I am at the mall two blocks from... - Laloo`s Threat A major traffic jam was preventing people from moving forward.
A motorist shouted out wanting to know what was happening.
A guy from the front replied, 'Well at the traffic crossing Laloo Yadav is sprawled across the road.
He is refusing to... -
Expensive car A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and... - Break my arms 'Doctor', said the young man lying on the couch, 'you`ve got to help! Every night i have the same horrible dream. I am lying in the bed when all of a sudden five women rush in and start tearing off my clothes.'
The psychiatrist nodded, 'And what would... - Sick leave Early one morning, John, who works at the local funeral parlour, woke his wife, complaining of severe abdominal pains.
They rushed to the emergency room, at the local hospital, where they gave him a series of tests to determine the source of the pain.
John told his wife not to...