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A Texan walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles... The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?"
The Texan answers, "You see, it`s like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling paper. So, hell, I figure that if I have to roll my own, so can she!"
- The Bridge Players Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were invited to the Colonel`s home for an evening of bridge.
The Lieutenant was partnered with the Colonel`s wife and vice versa.
After many hands, the Lieutenant excused himself to use... - Woman`s ears! Banta lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Mumbai, and went to him.
The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said... - Shopping spree! There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
'Hello?'
'Honey, it`s me. Are you at the club?'
'Yes.'
'Great! I am at the mall two blocks from... - Laloo`s Threat A major traffic jam was preventing people from moving forward.
A motorist shouted out wanting to know what was happening.
A guy from the front replied, 'Well at the traffic crossing Laloo Yadav is sprawled across the road.
He is refusing to... -
Expensive car A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and...