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This 70 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing.
Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her.
He watches her awhile then says, "You look ridiculous, what on earth are you doing?"
She says, "I just got my check-up and my doctor says I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old."
She starts laughing and jumping again.
He says, "Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 70 year-old ass?"
She says, "Well, your name never came up."
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Itching lotion!!! Tansen was a high ranking official in King Akbar`s court.
However he had one longstanding wish- to suck the queen`s voluptuous breasts to his heart`s desire.
Every time he passed the queen he would get frustrated. He revealed his desire to Birbal one day, and... - A handy tip My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
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The cashier says 'Got a good one?'
'Yup, hot date tonight! This ones pretty much in the bag… she`s sexy and givin` it up tonight!' the man replies.
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