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    Santa was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house.
    "You did a great job." he said and handed the man a check.
    "Also, in order to thank-you, here`s an extra Five hundred rupees to take the Mrs out to dinner and a movie."
    Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the painter.
    Thinking the painter had forgotten something Santa asked, "What`s the matter, did you forget something?"
    "Nope." replied the painter. "I`m just here to take your Mrs out to dinner and a movie like you asked."
  • Cotton balls A Texan walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles... The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.
    A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of...
  • Too improved Banta, 'Preeto and I are going to get a divorce'.
    Santa was stunned. 'Why? What happened, you two seem so happy together'
    'Well' he said, 'ever since we got married, Preeto has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking, running around at all hours of the night and...
  • The Bridge Players Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were invited to the Colonel`s home for an evening of bridge.
    The Lieutenant was partnered with the Colonel`s wife and vice versa.
    After many hands, the Lieutenant excused himself to use...
  • Woman`s ears! Banta lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Mumbai, and went to him.
    The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said...
  • Shopping spree! There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
    'Hello?'
    'Honey, it`s me. Are you at the club?'
    'Yes.'
    'Great! I am at the mall two blocks from...
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