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    Banta was very much in love with a beautiful girl.
    One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. Banta told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life.
    That evening Banta called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning.
    As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since Banta was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet.
    Poor Banta never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.
  • The Truth! A man`s wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine.
    At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in...
  • Cotton balls A Texan walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles... The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.
    A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of...
  • Too improved Banta, 'Preeto and I are going to get a divorce'.
    Santa was stunned. 'Why? What happened, you two seem so happy together'
    'Well' he said, 'ever since we got married, Preeto has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking, running around at all hours of the night and...
  • The Bridge Players Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were invited to the Colonel`s home for an evening of bridge.
    The Lieutenant was partnered with the Colonel`s wife and vice versa.
    After many hands, the Lieutenant excused himself to use...
  • Woman`s ears! Banta lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Mumbai, and went to him.
    The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said...
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