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A couple attending an Art exhibition was looking at a portrait that has them a little taken aback. The picture depicts three very black, very naked men sitting on a park bench; two have a black penis and the one in the middle has a pink penis.
As the couple is looking somewhat puzzled at the picture, the artist, walks by and says, "Can I help you with this painting? I`m the artist who painted it."
The man says "Well, we like the painting but don`t understand why you have three African men on a bench, and the one in the middle has a pink penis while the other two have a black penis."
The artist says, "Oh you are misinterpreting the painting. They`re not African men, they are coal miners and the one in the middle went home for lunch."
- Johnnie`s date Little Johnnie was very lustful for a girl living in his neighborhood. He invited her to dinner, and she accepted. After dinner, he drove to a little mountain about 5 miles away from the city, and told her: 'I want you right here and now. Do it or get out and go home!' Without saying a word, she got out and walked home.
A few weeks later, after a lot of... - Banta`s kids!!! Preeto was becoming frustrated with her husband, Banta`s insistence that they have sex in the dark.
Hoping to free him from his inhibitions, during a passionate evening, she flipped on the lamp, only to discover a cucumber in Banta`s hand.
'Is this what you`ve been... - Medical check-up This 70 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing.
Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her.
He watches her awhile then says, 'You look ridiculous, what on earth are you doing?'
She says, 'I just got... - Pussy willow!!! There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire.
'Hey kid!' the farmer says. 'Where are you going with that wire?'
'Well,' the kid drawls, 'this here ain`t just any... -
Itching lotion!!! Tansen was a high ranking official in King Akbar`s court.
However he had one longstanding wish- to suck the queen`s voluptuous breasts to his heart`s desire.
Every time he passed the queen he would get frustrated. He revealed his desire to Birbal one day, and...