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Jeeto and Preeto, two old friends are having coffee when Jeeto says, "I hear that you`ve been telling people that I`m ugly!"
"Oh, no! I`ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive," said Preeto.
Jeeto said, "I also heard that you`ve been calling me fat!"
Preeto replied, "Oh, no! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are."
Jeeto then said, "I also heard that you`re saying that my husband, Santa, has a mole on his dick!"
Preeto rolled her eyes and said, "Oh, no! I only said that it feels like he has a mole on his dick!"
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The second, a retired fireman, related the tale of a huge fire at the university several years back. There were... - Gay in heaven Once upon a time, a gay man with a tremendous sex-drive died and went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After reviewing his records Saint Peter decided to let him in.
'Follow me' he said, opening the gate and walking in.
After some walk, Saint Peter`s keys accidentally fell on the ground. Unaware, he bent over... - First Blowjob!!! A man walks into a bar and sits down and order 12 shots of whiskey. The bartender stunned by this order asks the man, what is the occasion.
The man says, 'I’m celebrating in a way.'
The bartender asks the man what he’s celebrating.
The man smiles and says, 'Today I just got my first... - Have you been a good girl? Three girls died and were brought to the Gates of Heaven. Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel.
St. Peter told the girls, 'Before entering you must answer this simple question.'
'Which is ...?', they replied in unison.
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Osama in Hell Osama bin Laden has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
'I don`t know what to do here,' the devil says. 'You`re on my list, but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I`ll tell you what I`m going to do: I`ve got a couple of...