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A husband and wife were screwing up a storm.
Afterward, the husband headed to the bathroom to clean up. He was halfway down the hall when his eight-year-old son also stepped into the hallway and was shocked to see his old man standing there wearing nothing more than a condom.
The boy pointed at his father's penis and asked, "Dad, what are you doing?"
The father, not wanting to explain sex or birth control, started with a bullshit story. "Son, I'm trying to catch a mouse."
The boy, still in shock, asked, "What are you gonna do when you catch it ... fuck it?"
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'Oh, no! I`ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive,' said Preeto.
Jeeto said, 'I also heard that you`ve been... - The Wedding Night! Robert and Julie, a nice young couple, were getting married and planned on living with Julie`s mother until they could establish a place of their own. On their wedding night, they went upstairs and were getting ready for bed.
Robert started to get undressed, taking off his shirt first, and he had... - Exciting experiences Three old timers were relating their most exciting experiences. The first, a retired sheriff, described the terrifying excitement of a shoot-out with Bonnie and Clyde back in his younger days. The other gents nodded and agreed that that, indeed, would have been exciting.
The second, a retired fireman, related the tale of a huge fire at the university several years back. There were... - Gay in heaven Once upon a time, a gay man with a tremendous sex-drive died and went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After reviewing his records Saint Peter decided to let him in.
'Follow me' he said, opening the gate and walking in.
After some walk, Saint Peter`s keys accidentally fell on the ground. Unaware, he bent over... - First Blowjob!!! A man walks into a bar and sits down and order 12 shots of whiskey. The bartender stunned by this order asks the man, what is the occasion.
The man says, 'I’m celebrating in a way.'
The bartender asks the man what he’s celebrating.
The man smiles and says, 'Today I just got my first...