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Banta, who's a very good looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of the evening he tries to chat with every single woman who walks into the bar, with no luck.
Suddenly, Bobby, who's a really ugly man, walks into the bar. He sits at the bar, and within seconds he is surrounded by women. Very soon he walks out of the bar with the two of the most beautiful women you ever saw."Well," Said the Barman, "I don't know how he does it, but he does the same thing every night. He walks in, orders a drink, and just sits there licking his eyebrows..."
- Smart Gorilla Santa was standing in front of the gorilla cage at the zoo one day, when a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat him senseless.
When Santa came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. Nodding, the zookeeper explained that pulling down your eyelid means... - Torpedo!!! During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the ship and a hit seemed inevitable. So the captain told the navigator to go down to the crew quarters and tell a joke or something - at least they would die laughing.
The navigator went down and said to the crew... -
Mousetrap!!! A husband and wife were screwing up a storm.
Afterward, the husband headed to the bathroom to clean up. He was halfway down the hall when his eight-year-old son also stepped into the hallway and was shocked to see his old man standing there wearing... - Initiation fee The traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel slid open and a female voice asked what he wanted.
'I want to get screwed,' said the man.
'OK, mister, but this is a private club, so slip... - Weird feelings! Jeeto and Preeto, two old friends are having coffee when Jeeto says, 'I hear that you`ve been telling people that I`m ugly!'
'Oh, no! I`ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive,' said Preeto.
Jeeto said, 'I also heard that you`ve been...