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A girl had devised a device to cause any car that passed in front of her house to suddenly break down but couldn't find any practical way to profit from it.
So, thinking clearly, she set up the device, and as the cars passed the house and broke down, she'd offer the man in the car a place to stay for the night.
Then as soon as the man was asleep, he'd be jarred awake by her with his penis in her mouth, and she'd hold a sign up saying "Rs 5,000 or I'll bite hard!".
Of course usually the guy would pay and she'd let him go.
Well one day a Marwari broke down, and had to stay the night. Sure enough, he felt something between his legs at night, and there she is with him in her mouth and holding the sign "Rs 5,000 or I'll bite." The Marwari just smiled and said "Rs 10,000 or I'll piss!"
- Licking eyebrows! Banta, who's a very good looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of the evening he tries to chat with every single woman who walks into the bar, with no luck.
Suddenly, Bobby, who's a really ugly man, walks into the bar. He sits at the bar, and within seconds he is surrounded by women. Very soon he... - Or What? Banta comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife, Preeto, doesn't want to have sex with him for the last seven months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her.
So Preeto comes into the doctors office and the doctor asks her whats wrong and why doesn't she want to have... - Smart Gorilla Santa was standing in front of the gorilla cage at the zoo one day, when a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat him senseless.
When Santa came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. Nodding, the zookeeper explained that pulling down your eyelid means... - Torpedo!!! During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the ship and a hit seemed inevitable. So the captain told the navigator to go down to the crew quarters and tell a joke or something - at least they would die laughing.
The navigator went down and said to the crew... -
Mousetrap!!! A husband and wife were screwing up a storm.
Afterward, the husband headed to the bathroom to clean up. He was halfway down the hall when his eight-year-old son also stepped into the hallway and was shocked to see his old man standing there wearing...