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There once was a conservative college in the mid-west that had a standing rule, the heat was not to be turned on in the dormitories (hostel) prior to a certain date.
Unfortunately, one year, winter decided to rear its ugly head early. Students in both the men's and women's dormitories complained about the bitter cold, but were told that nothing could be done.
After days of no heat and no respite in immediate sight, the ladies realized that their dorm faced the equally cold men's dorm.
They turned a bed sheet into a banner with the message: "TURN ON THE HEAT OR WE'LL TURN ON THE BOYS!"
- Dyslexic nurse Two doctors in practice in a small country clinic had to hire a new nurse when the one they had won the lottery and quit. They interviewed Nurse Rosy and decided to hire her.
She had only worked two days when one doctor called the other to his office and said that they would have to let Nurse... - Licking eyebrows! Banta, who's a very good looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of the evening he tries to chat with every single woman who walks into the bar, with no luck.
Suddenly, Bobby, who's a really ugly man, walks into the bar. He sits at the bar, and within seconds he is surrounded by women. Very soon he... - Or What? Banta comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife, Preeto, doesn't want to have sex with him for the last seven months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her.
So Preeto comes into the doctors office and the doctor asks her whats wrong and why doesn't she want to have... - Smart Gorilla Santa was standing in front of the gorilla cage at the zoo one day, when a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat him senseless.
When Santa came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. Nodding, the zookeeper explained that pulling down your eyelid means... - Torpedo!!! During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the ship and a hit seemed inevitable. So the captain told the navigator to go down to the crew quarters and tell a joke or something - at least they would die laughing.
The navigator went down and said to the crew...