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There are these two women having a game of golf one day but they are holding up Santa and Banta behind them by taking their time putting and aiming for the holes.
Then Santa says to Banta, "I think I am going to go ask them if they don`t mind stepping out the way so we can play our shot and move on to the next hole".
So Santa comes within 3 metres of the women and decides he can`t do it, so he walks back to Banta.
What is the problem , asks Banta.
Santa says Hey man, ones my wife, the others my mistress.
So brave Banta decides he will do the honours. So he walks over to the women and turns straight back toward Santa.
No way! , he says.
Santa asks, What is the problem?, Banta says, "Small world isn` it?"
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Santa and Porsche! Once Banta saw Santa in a brand new Convertible Porsche.
Banta asked Santa- Where did you get such a nice Car?
Santa replied- Well, I was walking yesterday on a Beach minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this Car. She came out of the Car, took - Genie and three wishes! A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, a small cat jumps up on the stool beside him. The bartender comes over, and asks for their order.
The man says, 'I ll have a beer' and turns to the ostrich. 'What s your s?'
'I ll have a beer too' says the - Top 20 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better Than Sex ? 1) You can GET chocolate.
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A few days later he received this report: - Taken for a ride! In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic.
Then, the young girl proposes, 'If each of you will give me $1, I will show you my...