| Princess Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day... both appear at the Pearly Gates, but St. Peter tells them there is only room for one more in heaven today. So he asks them both why they should be allowed in over the other. Dolly pulls off her top and says, "See? These are the most beautiful ones in God’s creation, and he should be allowed to see them every day for eternity." St. Peter says "very nice", then turns to Princess Di and asks why she should be allowed in. Di says nothing, but lifts her dress, drops her knickers and douches with a bottle of Perrier. St. Peter says "Ok, Diana you can go in." Dolly is infuriated. "I show you the most beautiful breasts God has ever created, and she performs a vulgar act and you let her in?" "I m sorry," says Peter, "but a Royal Flush always beats a pair." |