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In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.
A young female raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in male semen?"
"That's correct", responded the professor, going on to add statistical info.
Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"
After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class...and never returned.
However, as she was going out the door, the Professor's reply was classic...
Totally straight-faced he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat."
- Fire alarms A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects a girl, pays her Rs 1000 up front, and he gets undressed.
She's about to take off her sheer pink negligee, when the fire alarms rings!
She runs out of the room, with his Rs 1000 still in her hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and... - Two Angels! Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: 'TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00.'
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail
Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying... - Size matters! A young girl comes home to her mother's house and informs her that she is engaged to be married.
She says, 'Mother, he's wonderful. He's rich beyond our wildest dreams. He has homes in the south of France, Beverly Hills, New York, and about a dozen other cities. He has a 200 ft yacht, Ferraris, Rolls Royces, and a jet airplane. There is only one problem.... - Turn it around! Banta goes into a bar and says, 'Give me a Gin and Tonic.'
The bartender reaches under the bar and places an apple on it.
Banta looks at the apple skeptically and the bartender says, 'Go ahead. Take a bite.'
Banta takes a bite and incredibly, it tastes like gin.
The bartender smiles and says... - Spitting Banta! Banta was sitting on a park bench muttering to himself and spitting. He would mutter, then spit, mutter, then spit, he would say, 'Damn, that son of a bitch can drive', then spit, 'Damn, that son of a bitch can drive', then spit, 'Damn that son of a bitch can drive', then spit.
Santa sits down next to him and asks...