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A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and lands squarely on his head. Rather disgusted and absolutely furious, he goes up to the front door and starts pounding on it.
An elderly man opens it and asks him what caused him to knock so loudly.
The passerby asks, "Who's in your upstairs room?"
The elderly man replies, "I can't see how it's any of your business. Since, you must know, my daughter and intended son-in-law are upstairs."
The passerby hands him the used condom and says, "Well, I just wanted you to know that your intended grandchild fell out the window!"
- Nap hour!!! A new primary school teacher starts her first day of class. She begins by asking students to stand and introduce themselves.
The first child stands and says, 'My name is Mary Johnson.'
'Thank you, Mary', says the teacher.
The second student says, 'My name is... - Fire alarms A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects a girl, pays her Rs 1000 up front, and he gets undressed.
She's about to take off her sheer pink negligee, when the fire alarms rings!
She runs out of the room, with his Rs 1000 still in her hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and... - Two Angels! Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: 'TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00.'
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail
Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying... - Size matters! A young girl comes home to her mother's house and informs her that she is engaged to be married.
She says, 'Mother, he's wonderful. He's rich beyond our wildest dreams. He has homes in the south of France, Beverly Hills, New York, and about a dozen other cities. He has a 200 ft yacht, Ferraris, Rolls Royces, and a jet airplane. There is only one problem.... - Turn it around! Banta goes into a bar and says, 'Give me a Gin and Tonic.'
The bartender reaches under the bar and places an apple on it.
Banta looks at the apple skeptically and the bartender says, 'Go ahead. Take a bite.'
Banta takes a bite and incredibly, it tastes like gin.
The bartender smiles and says...