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A man walks into a drug store with his 10-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!' says the boy. He notices a six pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"
- Wrong dress! Banta, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.
Not wanting to wake his wife, Preeto, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed.
She sleepily sat up and said... - Intended grandchild! A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and lands squarely on his head. Rather disgusted and absolutely furious, he goes up to the front door and starts pounding on it.
An elderly man opens it and asks him what caused him to knock so loudly.
The passerby asks... -
Taste buds! In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.
A young female raised her hand and asked, 'If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in male semen?'
'That's... - Nap hour!!! A new primary school teacher starts her first day of class. She begins by asking students to stand and introduce themselves.
The first child stands and says, 'My name is Mary Johnson.'
'Thank you, Mary', says the teacher.
The second student says, 'My name is... - Fire alarms A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects a girl, pays her Rs 1000 up front, and he gets undressed.
She's about to take off her sheer pink negligee, when the fire alarms rings!
She runs out of the room, with his Rs 1000 still in her hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and...