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A man walks in to a doctors office and says, "Doctor you must help me. I have AIDS."
The doctor replies, "Are you gay?"
The man answers, "Yes."
The doctor says, "I think I can help. Go to the grocery store, buy a box of laxatives and a quart of prune juice. Take all of the laxatives and drink all of the prune juice. Take a nap for a couple of hours. When you wake up your problem will be solved."
The man answers, "Will that cure my AIDS?"
The doctor replies, "No, but you will find out what your ass hole is really for!"
- Sign Board! On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the local brothel and the madam said, 'You'll have to wait.'
'But there's lots of girls that aren't busy right now.'
'Yes, but several of the rooms are closed for repairs.'
'Listen, I'm pretty... -
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Her daughter constantly is calling her and urging her to get back into the world.
Finally, Nancy says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies... - Artificial insemination A farmer is giving his wife last-minute instructions before heading to town to do chores.
'That fellow from close by will be along this afternoon to inseminate one of the mares. I've hung a nail by the right stall so you'll know which one I want him to impregnate.'
Satisfied that even his mentally challenged wife could understand the instructions, the farmer... - Good deal Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage sons. This farmer had just inherited some of money from his brother's recent death. He couldn't decide what son he could send to college, since he could only afford to send one. This farmer also had two abnormal, retarded turkeys.
He told his sons that whoever could...