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Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Frist executive says, "Last week was one of the worst weeks of my entire life."
"What happened?" asks second executive.
First one moans, "My wife and I went to Florida on vacation. It rained for seven days and seven nights, so my wife went out and spent thousands of dollars on the credit card. I came back to New York and found out that my brother-in-law accountant has been ripping me off for millions. And, to top it all off, when I came in to work on Monday morning, I found my son having sex with the garment model on my desk!"
"You think you had a bad week?" responds the second executive. "My week was even worse! I went to Florida on vacation with my wife and it rained for seven days and seven nights, so my wife went out and spent thousands on the credit card. Then, when I got back to New York, I found out that my brother-in-law accountant has been ripping me off for millions. And, to top it all off, when I came in to work on Monday morning, I found my son having sex with the garment model on my desk!"
first executive, How can you say that your week was worse than mine? It was identical!"
"You shmuck!" replies second executive. "I manufacture men's garments..."
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