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This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.
His wife said, "Where are you going ?"
He said, "I'm going to the doctor."
And she said, "Why? Are you sick?"
"No," he said. "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."
So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, "Where are you going?"
She said, "I'm going to the doctor too."
He said, "Why?"
She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'mgoing to get a tetanus shot."
- Garment model! Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together.Frist executive says, 'Last week was one of the worst weeks of my entire life.'
'What happened?' asks second executive.
First one moans, 'My wife and I... - Kill me! Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.
Then, one of them got an idea, saying 'I know, let's play swords!'
'Play swords?' asked the other.
'How?'
'Simple. Whip it out, smack it till it's hard, and... - AIDS cure! A man walks in to a doctors office and says, 'Doctor you must help me. I have AIDS.'
The doctor replies, 'Are you gay?'
The man answers, Yes.'
The doctor says, 'I think I can help. Go to the grocery store, buy a... - Running motor! There was a 80 year-old man that married a 21 year-old woman. A year later the woman had a baby and the doctor came out and told the old man that he was the father of a 9lb 8oz baby boy.
The old man replied, 'This old motor is still a' running.'
Next year his wife had another baby and the doctor came out and told... - Sign Board! On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the local brothel and the madam said, 'You'll have to wait.'
'But there's lots of girls that aren't busy right now.'
'Yes, but several of the rooms are closed for repairs.'
'Listen, I'm pretty...