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A student visited his old school, 20 years after his graduation, and met an old Science professor of his.
The professor happened to be grading exam papers, and the student was surprise to notice that the questions were exactly the same as they were two decades ago.
He asked the professor about the possibility of the leakage of the exam paper such that the students would have known the questions in advance.
The professor smiled wryly and answered, "Don't worry about that, my dear boy. I've changed the answers every year."
- A beautiful thing! My god! What happened to you?' the bartender asked Richards as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.
'I got in a tiff with Martin.'
'Martin? He's just a wee fellow,' the barkeep said, surprised... - Desire to steal! 'Mr. Jacobs,' the analyst said, 'I think this will be your last visit.'
'Does that mean I'm cured?' he asked.
'For all practical purposes, yes,' she said. 'I think we can safely say that your kleptomania is now under control. You haven't stolen anything in two years, and you seem to know where... - Original offer! The bartender asks him 'What'll you have?'
The guy answers, 'A scotch, please'.
The bartender hands him the drink, and says, 'That'll be five dollars.'
'What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this'.
A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation... -
Faith!!! A nun who works for a local home health care agency was out making her rounds when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it there was a station just down the street.
She walked to the station to borrow a can with enough gas to start the car and drive to the station for a fill up.
The attendant regretfully told her that... - Open grave! A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut through a graveyard. It is raining heavily and very dark.
The drunk fails to see an open grave and falls into it. He tries to climb out of it, but it is too deep and the rain has turned the dirt to mud and has made it too slippery to climb. He gives up after a while and...