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Banta goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated."
Doc says, "Look, I don't know what kind of cult you're into or what your motives are, but I'm not going to do that sort of operation."
Banta requested, "Doc, I just want to be castrated, and I'm a little embarrassed about talking about it, but I have Rs 20,000 cash right here. Will you do it?"
Doc says, "Well, OK, I guess I could make this one exception. I don't understand it, but OK."
He puts Banta to sleep, does the trick, and is waiting at the bedside when Banta wakes up.
"Well, Doc, how'd it go?" Banta asks.
"It went fine, just fine. It's really not too difficult of an operation. As a matter of fact, Rs 20,000 is a lot to pay for such a simple task, and I felt a little guilty about taking that much. So, while I was operating, I also noticed that you had never been circumcised, so I went ahead and did that, too. I think, it's really better for a man to be circumcised, and I hope you don't mind my..."
"CIRCUMCISED!" yells Banta. "THAT'S the word!!!"
- How's your day been? This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying three ducks. One in each hand and one under his left arm. He places them on the bar. He has a few drinks and chats with the bartender.
The bartender is experienced and has learned not to ask people about the animals that they bring into the bar, so he doesn't... - Repairing condom! A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls a beat-up, mutilated condom out of his pocket, and asks the pharmacist how much it would cost to repair the condom.
The pharmacist replied that including replacing the band and spot welding... - Crossed legs! An army soldier went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses.
The Captain looked in his book of record and said, 'But you just got a new pair last month!'
'Yes sir, b.. b.. but I got them b..broken in an... -
Exhaustion!!! The newlyweds, Santa and Jeeto, were suffering from exhaustion.
After an examination, their doctor advised, 'It's not unusual for young people to overdo things during the first weeks of marriage. What you both need is... - Rusty old thing! This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.
His wife said, 'Where are you going ?'
He said, 'I'm going to the doctor.'
And she said, 'Why? Are you sick?'
'No,' he said. 'I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra...