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A farmer was in town at noon and went intoa a restaurant for a hamburger and french fries.
When he was served, he quietly bowed his head and gave the Lord thanks for his food.
Some rough-looking fellows at the next table saw him and thought they would give him a hard time.
One of them called out, "Hey, Farmer, does everyone do that where you live?"
"No, Son," answered the farmer, "the pigs and donkeys don't."
- Constipation! An old lady went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation.
'It's terrible,' she said, 'I haven't moved my bowels in a week.'
'I see. Have you done anything... - Science Professor! A student visited his old school, 20 years after his graduation, and met an old Science professor of his.
The professor happened to be grading exam papers, and the student was surprise to notice that the questions were exactly the same as they were... - Wrong number! The worried Preeto sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear.
'How are you, darling?' she said. 'What kind of a day are you having?'
'Oh, mother,' said Preeto, breaking into bitter tears, 'I've had such a bad day. The baby won't eat and the... - A beautiful thing! My god! What happened to you?' the bartender asked Richards as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.
'I got in a tiff with Martin.'
'Martin? He's just a wee fellow,' the barkeep said, surprised... - Desire to steal! 'Mr. Jacobs,' the analyst said, 'I think this will be your last visit.'
'Does that mean I'm cured?' he asked.
'For all practical purposes, yes,' she said. 'I think we can safely say that your kleptomania is now under control. You haven't stolen anything in two years, and you seem to know where...