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One day a sweet little girl becomes puzzled about her origin. "How did I get here, Mommy?" she asks.
Her mother replies, using a well-worn phrase, "Why God sent you, Honey."
"And did God send you too, Mommy?"
She continues. "Yes, Sweetheart, he did."
"And Daddy, and Grandma and Grandpa, and their moms and dads, too?"
"Yes, Honey, all of them, too."
The child shakes her head in disbelief. "Then you're telling me there's been no sex in this family for over 200 years? No wonder everyone is so grouchy!"
- Excited bull There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.
It was that time of year to satisfy the local female population, and young George was pretty excited.
'Sam, Sam, can I go down to those heifers over there?' asked George.
'George, relax. Here is how it works. We'll... -
Crazy pervert! An Eastern newspaper correspondent had just arrived in an old Western town when he noticed a curious lack of women.
Walking into the local saloon he asked a local, 'What do you fellows do around here for entertainment?'
'You mean... - Castration!!! Banta goes to a doctor and says, 'Doc, I want to be castrated.'
Doc says, 'Look, I don't know what kind of cult you're into or what your motives are, but I'm not going to do that sort of operation.'
Banta requested, 'Doc, I just want to be castrated, and I'm a little embarrassed about talking about it, but I... - Horniest rooster! A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster, one that could service all of his many hens. He told this to the market vendor.
The vendor replied... - How's your day been? This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying three ducks. One in each hand and one under his left arm. He places them on the bar. He has a few drinks and chats with the bartender.
The bartender is experienced and has learned not to ask people about the animals that they bring into the bar, so he doesn't...