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A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So, she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
Out jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this highway occurs.
It's not very long before a police car shows up.
The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the hell is going on here?"
"My car broke down," says the lady, calmly.
"Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!" asks the cop.
"Those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
- Kiss my... Banta was walking down the street when a little kid covered in soot said to him respectfully, 'Sir, can you tell me the time?'
Banta stopped, carefully unbuttoned his coat and jacket, removed a large watch from a vest pocket, looked at it and said... - Excited bull There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.
It was that time of year to satisfy the local female population, and young George was pretty excited.
'Sam, Sam, can I go down to those heifers over there?' asked George.
'George, relax. Here is how it works. We'll... -
Crazy pervert! An Eastern newspaper correspondent had just arrived in an old Western town when he noticed a curious lack of women.
Walking into the local saloon he asked a local, 'What do you fellows do around here for entertainment?'
'You mean... - Castration!!! Banta goes to a doctor and says, 'Doc, I want to be castrated.'
Doc says, 'Look, I don't know what kind of cult you're into or what your motives are, but I'm not going to do that sort of operation.'
Banta requested, 'Doc, I just want to be castrated, and I'm a little embarrassed about talking about it, but I... - Horniest rooster! A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster, one that could service all of his many hens. He told this to the market vendor.
The vendor replied...