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Two blondes walk up to a perfume counter.
The first one picks up a sample bottle, sprays it on her wrist, smells it, and says, "That's nice, don't you think, Steffi?"
Steffi says, "Yeah. What's it called, Susie?"
Susie says, "Viens a moi."
Steffi says, "Viens a moi? What's that mean?"
The store clerk says, "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'Come to me.'"
Susie takes another sniff and says, "That doesn't smell like come to me. Does it smell like come to you?"
- Family history! One day a sweet little girl becomes puzzled about her origin. 'How did I get here, Mommy?' she asks.
Her mother replies, using a well-worn phrase, 'Why God sent you, Honey.'
'And did God... - Kiss my... Banta was walking down the street when a little kid covered in soot said to him respectfully, 'Sir, can you tell me the time?'
Banta stopped, carefully unbuttoned his coat and jacket, removed a large watch from a vest pocket, looked at it and said... - Excited bull There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.
It was that time of year to satisfy the local female population, and young George was pretty excited.
'Sam, Sam, can I go down to those heifers over there?' asked George.
'George, relax. Here is how it works. We'll... -
Crazy pervert! An Eastern newspaper correspondent had just arrived in an old Western town when he noticed a curious lack of women.
Walking into the local saloon he asked a local, 'What do you fellows do around here for entertainment?'
'You mean... - Castration!!! Banta goes to a doctor and says, 'Doc, I want to be castrated.'
Doc says, 'Look, I don't know what kind of cult you're into or what your motives are, but I'm not going to do that sort of operation.'
Banta requested, 'Doc, I just want to be castrated, and I'm a little embarrassed about talking about it, but I...