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    Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of a sudden the door bell rings.
    The first gay man tells the second, "Don't cum until I come back", and he rushes off to answer the door.
    After a few minutes, he eagerly returns to the bedroom only to find cum was all over the bed and sheets.
    He says to the second gay man, "I thought you wasn't going to cum until I came back."
    The second gay man says to the first, "I didn't cum, ........I farted!
  • Perfume Two blondes walk up to a perfume counter.
    The first one picks up a sample bottle, sprays it on her wrist, smells it, and says, 'That's nice, don't you think, Steffi?'
    Steffi says...
  • Emergency flashers! A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So, she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
    She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
    Out jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening...
  • Family history! One day a sweet little girl becomes puzzled about her origin. 'How did I get here, Mommy?' she asks.
    Her mother replies, using a well-worn phrase, 'Why God sent you, Honey.'
    'And did God...
  • Kiss my... Banta was walking down the street when a little kid covered in soot said to him respectfully, 'Sir, can you tell me the time?'
    Banta stopped, carefully unbuttoned his coat and jacket, removed a large watch from a vest pocket, looked at it and said...
  • Excited bull There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.
    It was that time of year to satisfy the local female population, and young George was pretty excited.
    'Sam, Sam, can I go down to those heifers over there?' asked George.
    'George, relax. Here is how it works. We'll...
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