| Three ladies, Jeeto, Preeto and one of their old friend, are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in life, and it's clear that they're trying to one-up each other. Jeeto says, "My husband is taking me to the Switzerland for two weeks on vacation." She looks at the others with a superior demeanor. Preeto says, "Well, my husband just bought me a new Mercedes," and looks about with considerable pride. The third one, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we don't have much money and we don't have many material possessions. However, one thing I can tell you about my husband is that fourteen canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on his erect penis." After this, Jeeto looks shamefaced and says, "Girls, I've got a confession to make: I was just trying to impress you. You know that vacation I was telling you about? Well, it's not to Switzerland, it's to my folks' house in Shimla for two weeks." Preeto says, "Your honesty has shamed me. It's not a Mercedes; it's a second hand Maruti ." "Well, I've got a confession to make myself," says the third one. "Canary number fourteen has to stand on one leg". |