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    The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary.
    The old woman said, "We will go to all the same places that we did on our first honeymoon."
    "Uh huh," said the old man.
    "We will do all the things that we did on our first honeymoon," said the old woman.
    "Uh huh," said the old man.
    d we will make love like we did on our first honeymoon," said the old woman.
    "That's right," said the old man, "except this time I get to sit on the side of the bed and cry, 'It's too big, it's too big!'"
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    Jeeto says, 'My husband is taking me to the Switzerland for two weeks on vacation.' She looks at the others with...
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    Bartender, 'Well, FIRST you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. SECOND...
  • Don't hit the ball! A husband and wife were out playing golf.
    They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left.
    The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process she...
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    '1. Open your fly.
    2. Take out your equipment.
    3. Pull back...
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    The first gay man tells the second, 'Don't cum until I come back', and he rushes off to answer the door.
    After a few minutes...
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