| A priest and doctor were out golfing. The doctor gets up to take his first shot. He swings and misses the ball completely. "God dammit, I missed," says the doctor. The sky starts to darken a bit becoming overcast. "Don't use the Lord God's name in vain," says the priest. "I am sorry, Father," replies the doctor. The doctor steps up again to tee off and misses the ball once again. "God dammit, I missed," says the doctor. The sky darkens even more and a low rumble resounds throughout the land. "Don't use the Lord God's name in vain," says the priest. "I am sorry, Father," replies the doctor. Once again, the doctor tries to take a swing at the ball and completely misses. He throws his club to the ground and yells, "God dammit, I missed." The heavens roared and the storm erupted, sending a lightning bolt down and straight into the priest, which struck him dead. Then a booming voice arose from the sky and said, "Dammit, I missed." |