| Santa came home late one night. He snuck into the bedroom and there is the wife, Jeeto, sound asleep, snoring. He goes into the drawingroom, gets a couple of aspirin, walks back into the bedroom and pops the two aspirin in Jeeto's wide open mouth. As the aspirins start to dissolve, Jeeto wakes up abruptly yelling, "What the hell is that" and spits the aspirins out in her hand. He told her they were aspirin. She looks at him with a questioning expression and says, "I don't have a headache"! Santa says, "Good! Now, that we got that out of the way, roll over, because you've got no excuse!" |