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    Three friends Santa, Banta and Jaspal were chatting late into the night and eventually they went to sleep along side to each other.
    Morning came! Santa, who slept next to the window was awaken by the morning sun and said, "I had a great wet dream last night. I dreamt of this young and beautiful lady and she was jerking me off all night."
    Banta, who slept on the other side said, "That's funny, I had a similar dream last night. I dreamt of the beach in Goa. I met a beautiful gal and she was giving me the best hand-job ever!"
    Jaspal, who slept in the middle was awaken by the conversation. "Morning guys", he said. "Did you guys sleep well? I sure did. I dreamt of the time where we all went downhill skiing in the mountains. It was great!"
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